so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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