I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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