We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
did i walk over a car last night?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
