He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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