I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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