i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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