i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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