I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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