The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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