Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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