What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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