Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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