I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
