Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
