omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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