The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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