It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My ass is underappreciated
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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