god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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