Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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