Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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