just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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