I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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