Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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