Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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