Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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