just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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