he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.