spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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