Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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