I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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