Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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