I'm gonna have a badass scar
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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