I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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