weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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