So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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