No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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