oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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