I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
babies were throwing up all over the place
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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