the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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