laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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