So drunk, too bad you don't want this
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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