This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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