he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize