Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we have officially lost it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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