The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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