I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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