I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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