Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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