I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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