Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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