honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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