Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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