just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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