No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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