So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?