have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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