he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
it glows. i had to have it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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